Fred 

He is kind with a cute face he loves to cook and look after everyone doesn't take credit for anything it's so sweet. He is fun and always gives the best advice because he's such a gangster. He will stand up for anyone he can see that needs it he's a hero.

Person 1: what you doing this weekend..?!
Person 2: I'm going to hang with Fred because he's such a genuine guy.

Fred by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 15, 2019

FRED 

has an extremely large penis, has the best memes and the best roasts. All round legend. Best human being no flaws.

That guy is such a fred

FRED by Sjndyctherocwr January 15, 2018

fred 

A female vibrator.

I broke my fred, wanna go shopping for a new one?

fred by The Abominable Cellist December 18, 2008

Fred 

The name Fred is an uncommon-common name. Fred is a mysterious guy. He is highly intelligent and excels academically but can get distracted by wanting to have a fun time. Fred is the type of person to think before he speaks, so he is typically received as being shy. He likes to live life on the edge in a fine manner. He is foreign but you would never be able to tell, and is more than likely depressed. Fred has probably served in the military and has extensive knowledge in history and factual events. Fred is obsessed with girls yet his respect towards them always stays intact. He has never been one to make someone uncomfortable on purpose. If you ever have the chance to start a relationship with a Fred, then expect your world to turn upside down. His commitment to you will overpower any struggles your relationship may face. His loyalty is his way of showing his love. Fred is able to stay hard for hours at a time, so be sure to return the love and appreciate his beautiful penis!

Hey, did you know that Fred is having a party tonight?

Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!

Fred by jukeboxmusic November 27, 2021

Fred 

Fred is a code name for marijuana used by Hippies in the 70's and 80's to find a safe location for its apropriation.

UPDATE: With advent of recreational and legally bought marijuana, Senior Fred is used to describe where medicinal grade level, a.k.a. Chronic can be located and purchased, other than at a dispensary.

Q: Hey, do you know where Fred can be found?

A: Yeah, he is with George over near the 7-11.

Fred by Cosmic Creeper January 2, 2020

Fred 

The handsomest funniest smartest strongest sexiest man ever!!!! Such a good, wholesome guy who lights up any room he walks into. You can always count on him for anything, whether it’s a quick hello to check on you or just a laugh or if you need a dollar lol. A very driven man who sets his mind to something and sticks to it! A man of his word. He’s down to earth but also won’t let no body walk all over him. Anyone would be lucky to even just know him, and whoever his girlfriend is for damn sure super lucky.

Wow. That man is so Fred Lamb. The realest.

Fred by EsorNyleitak January 30, 2020

Fred 

My cousins cat that needs mental help.

" Fred you have anger issues "

Fred by Fredhasangerissues March 20, 2022