former hoe 

1. Woman/Man who was once known as a hoe and or lived the lifestyle of a hoe, but has since given up their previous life to fuck only one or no people at all.

2. A hoe that ain't a hoe no more.
3. Someone who used to Fuck anything that moved, but changed her/his life around.

She used to fuck the whole block, but now she just fucks the nigga on the corner.

She a former hoe! Her hoeness got deleted! She faithful now!

former hoe by Ebox247 October 29, 2015

former love pirate

used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affection of others... when they are in a partnership with other.

he is a former love pirate because he has a girlfriend now.

former love pirate by theperry May 5, 2008

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome 

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome by 1122 February 5, 2009

Disgruntled Former Employer 

A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.

Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."

Disgruntled Former Employer by Murray Rothbard April 5, 2008

formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)

Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?

formerly Twitter by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

Morning former glory 

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

Morning former glory by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Trans/Formers 

Men who enjoy shitting on their significant other while being pegged.

"Oh yea my pronouns are Trans/Formers"

Trans/Formers by Thierralikestitties July 22, 2021