by 69goatfucker69 August 29, 2016
by Yeahhdudee March 1, 2012
by fueledbysperm November 12, 2021
When you sit at a desk (i.e. school or office) and extend your arm out into the hallway, open handed, and "catch" the crotch of the person who is walking by, usually if they are on the phone or otherwise too distracted to realize what they are about to walk into.
I was on a conference call with corporate, and as I walked back to my cubicle, Dave totally venus flytrapped me while I was in mid sentence. Oh, that silly Dave!
by JiffyDub83 August 15, 2017
A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 20, 2007
The act of holding your butt cheeks wide open in anticipation of a finger to enter the area. At this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.
So Tina was showing some ass the other day so I went hand first in for it. Turns out she was pulling an anus flytrap on me, again.
by The dozer with a 'tude August 31, 2014
by JB Ellard June 19, 2005