Flying Dutchman

The act of giving someone a dutch rudder whilst on an aeroplane.

Man i got the best " Flying Dutchman " on the flight over here

by Dan 123 June 1, 2011

Flying Dutchman

it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!

marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

Flying Dutchman

Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.

I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.

by Dominic22 March 4, 2006

Flying Dutchman

Term used for a guy who constantly circles the bar or nightclub trying to get a chick to talk or dance with him.
They sail around a lot but never come into port.

"That Flying Dutchman has hit on every girl in the bar and got turned down. Maybe he should stop trying so hard."

by justaguyinvegas May 22, 2007

Flying Dutchman

this is where you get a running start and try to get ur balls to hit others in the back of the head they are either sitting down or walking its nearly impossable but ive done it

doug was eating his lunch when joe jumped on the back of his seat and hit him in the head with his balls

by joe brown pimp king April 29, 2005

Flying Dutchman

To jerk-off all over her face while she is sleeping

That bitch passed out on me so I gave her a Flying Dutchman and blew it all over her face!!!!

by Dinkstar October 1, 2008

Flying Dutchman

When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.

Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*

by tonymontana6969 December 7, 2010