Failure

Steven He

Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend

by i am right behind you January 3, 2022

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut September 14, 2008

Failure

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

by JBDMR August 16, 2019

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

failure-to-be

Someone or something in which is bound to fail. Can be used as fail-to-be.

My friend Mark is a total failure-to-be.
Every new thing he tries his hand at, he fails.

by Paznos October 18, 2008

Failure?

Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy

Niggertitscockandballtorture failure?

by The Big Ham March 5, 2020