FPS 

FPS is an abbreviated term for Fractured Penis Syndrome.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.

My best friend was dumped by his girl friend because she found out that he had an FPS.

FPS by ejrtrodzuvpplor September 5, 2016

fps 

Face pictures; (F)ace (P)icture(s)

Bob: Do you have any more fps?

fps by yourmomishot.com January 31, 2022

fps 

One of the measurements of a personal computer's video card performance, which stands for Frames Per Second, expressed as a number. The larger the number, the more the user has paid to increase the quality of his gaming life, and the less he cares about *real* life.

Computer Guy A: "Dude, I just spent $800 for the latest ATI card, and my FPS is ROCKING!"

Computer Guy B: "So this means that you're now going to be spending *more* than 16 hours per day playing games, I take it. Sad."

fps by dmarks September 17, 2004

FPS 

First Person Shooter

Halo is sometimes considered the best FPS of all time.

FPS by Justin H. April 30, 2005

FPS 

FPS - Fanny Pack Swag

The swagger appearance that is acquired solely from wearing a fanny pack around one's waist.

Joe: Look at that fag with his fanny pack.

Jay: Nah brah... hes got his FPS on full throttle.

FPS by Chunky Tomater Sauce Bauce July 26, 2011

FPS 

1. First Person Shooter. A gmae played from the perspective of the in-game character.
2. Frames Per Second. How fast the game's running. See framerate.
3. For Pete's Sake. Nicer version of FFS.

1. Did anyone check out that new FPS? It looks pretty rad.
2. Christ, that game displays thousands of enemies on-screen and its framerate doesn't drop!
3. FPS, GET DOWN HERE AND JUST CAST THE SPELL!

FPS by OLOL July 18, 2007

fps 

1. Something that will always be better on PC or Nintendo Revolution.

2. The amount of frames shown per second by a computer game.

1. Half-Life 2 is an FPS game.
2. I need a new video card, I was getting 5 FPS!

fps by QuackAttack December 28, 2005