express

The holy grail of gay mens clothing.

"The 1MX Shirts at Express for men are wicked expensive, but I buy them anyway because I'm gay."

by Rushmore June 13, 2004

express

A store that tries to appeal to heterosexual males (18-35), but in reality is a store that appeals more to the homosexual and metrosexual audience.

Elton John likes to shop at Express

by ifky September 29, 2005

Ck express

A Shitty website used by schools and companies to monitor devices, but it usually just slows them down to taking 10 seconds to load pages.

Damn Ck express keeps slowing down my computer.

by DeMiddleSchooler January 19, 2022

Sidewalk Express

A form of transportation also known as walking.

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."

by Gleen707 March 4, 2018

centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

Ormes Express

The expression given to leaving the office at an unusually early time - more often than not on a Friday but trips can also be made on other working days of the week. Journeys are single and leave the office from platform 100. Please note that the service is not available during traditional rush hour times.

"what time are you leaving the office today?"

"I'm not hanging around, I'm catching the Ormes Express."

by Liverpool Street February 1, 2008

outlook express

A piece of shit fucking program that Microsoft made!

I tried to apply for a job today but, Outlook Express fucked me over with an error.

by Smith21682 June 29, 2007