epic 

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to approve of anything positively. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

"Epic" video game

"Epic" female

"Epic" clothing

"Epic" haircut

"Epic" poser metal band featured on Guitar Hero.

"Epic" anything else that comes to mind.

epic by BDITM May 22, 2009

Epic 

A word, similar to "extreme" in that it has been used to death by those 25 and under (either age or IQ) and will probably be nothing more than an archaic expression by the year 2050.

Taco Bell is now using "epic" in its advertising, giving me an extreme and epic pain in the ass.

Epic by I Weep For The Future December 4, 2011

Epic 

A word that every virgin, non action getting, video game loving, mama's boy, still living at home person uses to describe something awesome.

OH MY GAWD, THIS N00B ON THIS SWEET NEW VIDEO GAME IS SO NOT EPIC! ...JUST A SEC MOM, ILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A MINUTE!

Epic by meowmeowfuckyou April 30, 2009

epic 

Something so truely amazing that it deserves it's story to be told for years to come.

"Dude, last nite, I outdrank these two Irish bikers, nailed hot Swedish twins, kicked 12 marine's asses, invented the wheel and then got stuck in a tree."
"Fuckin' epic, mate!!!"

epic by Andy Hutchings December 31, 2007

epic 

Used to describe something very imposing, impressive, or extraordinary. Commonly coupled with words such as "fail" or "win". Something that is epic can be extraordinarily awesome, or extraordinarily blunderous. Although the word's definition has been warped by the internet population, something that is epic is usually something that can be remembered for a long while. "Epic" is commonly misused because something that is supposedly "epic" is actually rather unexciting and not out of the ordinary.

This is a quagmire of epic proportions.

Did you see me pwn that noob in Counter Strike? It was an epic win!

epic by Shinobi96 February 5, 2009

Epic 

A word recently being used by scene kids, and hipsters to describe something they like.

Douche 1 "Hey bro, did you see that dude with the fauxhawks track jacket?"
Douche 2 "YEAH MAN, EPIC!"

Epic by Alex C-lok January 24, 2008

epic 

When something is quite long lasting or awesome. Usually, this word is exclaimed due to the time distortion caused by marijuana.

Dude, we went two tracking, and it was EPIC.

epic by Agouti May 16, 2008