The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

Nudity Prevention Device 

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.

"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."

Nudity Prevention Device by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

Life Enhancing Device (LED) 

A Life Enhancing Device is any device, item or object that adds value to a person's life, enhances their life or augments it in some way.

Some examples of Life Enhancing Device (LED)'s are Brainwave Entrainment Mind-Machines, emWave Heartmath Biofeedback devices, MP3 players and Mobile Phones. See enhancingmylife.blogspot.com for more examples.

Life Enhancing Device (LED) by life enhancing January 17, 2010

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloation device by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.

Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now

Flagship Device by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011

the bluetooth device is ready to pair 

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

the bluetooth device is ready to pair by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Cylindrical Pouring Device 

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004