11 definitions by LD
| 1. | Sports | ||
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Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league. Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.
Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men. Tom: Gotcha
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Dec 15, 2004
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| 2. | Ride the porcelain pony | ||
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Take an exceptionally good crap. Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
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Jun 11, 2004
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| 3. | Cylindrical Pouring Device | ||
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A jug.
You understand? Just a jug. IT'S A FUCKING JUG! <TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG! * LD hurls a jug at TheJoker <TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
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Dec 15, 2004
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| 4. | Charles Kennedy | ||
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Leader of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK. A party arguably in with a real chance of harassing "the big 2".
Opposed the Iraq war. Wants to abolish the Council Tax. Wants to protect Civil Liberties in the UK. I sure do hate Blair now, but i'll only vote Tory when hell freezes over. The Lib Dems are a good alternative.
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Feb 22, 2005
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| 5. | Dezo | ||
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Once a retarded (possibly brain damaged) user of The Abandonware Forum, his nick has since become a byword for both idiocy and spamming. Highlights include telling people to "Shut up of your face", and getting so mad that he created his own forum - on a sheet of A4 paper. <@LD> i'm gonna go define dezo
<@Spoom> :^D <@LD> gimme descriptions, dammit <@Spoom> the forum equivalent of 100 people scratching a chalkboard with nail extensions? <@LD> close, but it doesn't do him justice <@Spoom> true <@Spoom> two words: paper forum <@LD> bwahahahaha <@Spoom> hehe <@Sebastiaan> dezo = life form between humans and monkeys <loddie> "I'll hack you so hard your computer will turn to mush"
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Feb 21, 2004
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| 6. | motherfucking | ||
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adjective: a distressed state of condition, primarily used to speak in a pejorative fashion. 1.that motherfucking son of a bitch
2.kill his motherfucking ass right now 3.this motherfucking tax cut aint worth a shit.
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Feb 2, 2004
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| 7. | Evil Ones | ||
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A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes. LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher" Joey: "Get me outta here!"
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Jul 7, 2004
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