A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
Get the Demetri Martinmug. The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.
by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008
Get the Pulling a Demetrimug. Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
Emma: Yes indeed.
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
Emma: Yes indeed.
by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008
Get the Demetri Martinmug. A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017
Get the demetrious johnsonmug. by Mavrow May 06, 2018
Get the demetri pattersonmug. by stickittome April 17, 2011
Get the Demetri & Brookingmug.