Being drunk off of your nuts yelling,cussing, and throwing obscene gestures to rotten women.
Uncle was kicked out of a bar for crowing too hard!!
by UncleRemus August 31, 2005
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In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space.
They sent him cheesy movies, the worst they could find...(la! la! la!) They said he'd have to sit & watch them all, while they monitored his mind.(la! la! la!)

CROW was, and perhaps still is a custom designed satire-bot created by a desperate man trapped in a space ship. AKA the Sardonic one.

Crow, along with Tom Servo and Gypsy was also one of the reasons Joel and Mike were forced to jump and run whenever they got movie sign. The reason Joel couldn't control when the movies began or ended, is because he used those special parts to build his robot friends.

See Crow T. Robot and mst3k
Mitchell!! "..You're really stupid if you get hit by a car AFTER the Apocalypse."
by Lord Armand Banana July 11, 2005
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term for an attracvtive female between 16 and 25.
Hey, check her out. Crow?

yeah, definetly Crow
by Crash X October 25, 2007
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1. An old woman past her mid 30ths; 2. an older woman that gossips or hates on other women
1.
Guy 1 - I wish they had some younger women here

Guy 2 - Yeah, they have nothing but Crows

2.
Girl 1 - That chick over there talking smack

Girl 2 - She just made cause shes an old Crow
by Tallil Honey March 3, 2008
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It is a synonym of hoe.

It is a way to call a slutty, nappy, hot, bitchy, or whatever kind of girl you really want a hoe with out directly saying it.

Also, to further emphasize calling her a crow, you can begin to crow at her like a crow using a high pitched "RAAAAA, RAAAA" noise. As note, it is best to crow at them when they are passing by.
*sees hot girl* "Check out that crow!"

or

*sees nappy bitch walkin by* "RAAAAAA, RAAAAAAA"

or

"that chick is shakin it like a crow"
by Unorthodoxliving August 1, 2009
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