Donkey Cron

high grade marijuanna that kicks exceptionally hard when smoked

Watch out that shits the Donkey Cron, it kicked a hole out my lung.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010

Cron don

Adj; saying used to describe something that is good...i.e. weed, food etc....word originates from the word chronic.

Perp: yo Eazy, did your bro bring over some of that weed?

E: Yeah you idiot cant you smell the creed? it was some straight up cron don'!

by brupty December 12, 2009

cron job

derived from a Unix code string adapted from the geek term for 'chronic', a cron job now entails a female geek giving a male geek a blow job over the keyboard of a computer, or within a three feet radius of a computer.

|-|3'/ 9|_|'/5! ! 907 4 (|20|\|,_|08 |_457 |\|!9|-|7! '/4'/see0|2see!!!

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 28, 2005

Cron-jawn

Slang term for the common rec. Drug marijuana.

Yo man, me and some " buds" are going to smoke some o' that cron-jawn...you in?

by Xlax922 August 9, 2009

Delta-Cron

An emerging SARS CoV 2 mutation that combines the virulence of the Delta variant and the transmissibility of Omicron.

Ok. It looks like Omicron is a highly contagious variant, but causes far less illness than Delta.
Right on!
Not so fast. Delta-Cron is coming; the worst of both worlds.
I wish that vaccine micro-chip would just kill me now.

by YAWA January 9, 2022

cron dog

A frozen corn dog bought from a grocery store or gas station

Son i'm about to get a box of cron dogs

by zach413 July 1, 2008

cron dutch

a dutch with good weed in it.

Today I sold a cron dutch for $40.

by N-a-t-a-s-h-a May 25, 2006