Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee
Ah! La Croix. I was wondering when pee would be put in a drink!
by The Lanky Giraffe September 20, 2018
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Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.
by zuhazana September 30, 2019
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A girl describing her male best friend who enjoys La Croix
You can tell he's her Croix Boi because they're constantly hanging out together
by hihenryitsjosie October 29, 2018
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A millennial who only drinks flavored sparking water in hopes of being perceived by peers as living a healthier lifestyle. A water snob who eats unhealthy in secret. Someone who uses sparkling water as a fashion accessory.
That's totally a Croix Boi! You're such a Croix Boi! When did you become a Croix Boi?
by westover August 22, 2019
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TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.
why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.
by UrFavoriteTurtle November 28, 2019
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1. A french term for "the water"

2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.
That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.
by Tony Picknell June 4, 2005
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A beautiful lush island with a diverse climate and habitat on each end. Gorgeous rainforests on one half and desert on the other. Don't ever go out after dark, the locals are crack dealing whatever. The ghetto islanders glow at night. The beach is the most serene white sandy beach with a huge popular coral reef out from Divi Beach. Also if you are hungry don't go to the restaurants with an empty belly and starving... it will take the Islander server for fucking ever to get to your table because there is NO urgency on the Islnd. "Slo Mon" was a road sign on the roads. The best laid back non uptight vacation spot. Nice little secret. Be careful not to let the locals tell you your luggage will be there in a minute. CAUSE it will take till the next day to finally get it. It is a beautiful Island in the Carribbean 60 mile from the equater.
I want to go to St. Croix for vacation to get away from all hussle and bussel.

The snorkeling in St. Croix is fantastic!
by Jesslie June 13, 2008
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