by CrispyNuggins November 6, 2019
by Coomers March 11, 2020
The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020
A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom
Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
by nlolhere May 28, 2020
A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
by POLACK September 4, 2020
Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019