Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

cock-blocked by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Cock Blocked 

1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.

Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.

2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.

1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.

2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.

Cock Blocked by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007

kitty cock blocked 

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

kitty cock blocked by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Clock blocker 

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

Clock blocker by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

cock-blocked by calaco October 15, 2011