from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.
synonym : jailbait.
synonym : jailbait.
by o8sidian August 25, 2004
an extremely funny moment, comment or joke. not just any funny, but the kind of funny that makes you piss your pants and lose your breath with uncontrollable laughter.
dropping a clanger is when someone has
dropping a clanger is when someone has
- 'hey clown, ben just dropped a clanger and you missed it'
- 'hey muj just beat kaney at scrabble - it was a total clanger'
- 'hey muj just beat kaney at scrabble - it was a total clanger'
by the dirty sanchez April 13, 2005
originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head
"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"
by kyleking September 1, 2006
by hif clanger January 17, 2017
coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
by AH-1CobraPilot February 10, 2010
To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.
"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"
by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011
During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.
"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."
by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009