Want to get together and rub chowders later?
Man your chowder is so small you must get shit all over you balls every time you take a dump.
I don't give a fuck what Les Claypool says, I got a bigger chowder than all yall mother fuckers.
Man your chowder is so small you must get shit all over you balls every time you take a dump.
I don't give a fuck what Les Claypool says, I got a bigger chowder than all yall mother fuckers.
by Rupe Ralphie December 4, 2010
by kahgasdfwe443 December 21, 2008
Dang, I've got some chowder on these fresh jeans.
Dude, you've got a bit of chower on your chin.
Where the hell did that chowder on my passenger seat come from?
Dude, you've got a bit of chower on your chin.
Where the hell did that chowder on my passenger seat come from?
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
by wes maenhout October 21, 2003
An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.
by Tyler February 8, 2005
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
by Summerbees November 3, 2011
Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
by myno January 22, 2013