choss

indescribable substance, usually repulsive

"I went to pick it up and there was some kind of choss all over it, it was fucking sticky and my hand smelt like shit afterwards."

by karl f. October 12, 2005

choss

Originally used to describe the 1983 Dodge Charger Operating System (ChOS), which never existed, an S was added to make "Choss".

The new meaning of the word is any unknown substance, usually liquid, sticky, or odd smelling, that appears on one's clothing mysteriously.

Similar to "Pulture"

"What the... this coat's got choss all over it!!"

by Johnny Devious March 15, 2006

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 9, 2004

Chossed

(Past Tense) To be extremely drunk or high

Brad: Dude did you just shotgun that 4 Loko?
Thad: Hell yea dude I'm chossed as fuck

by JackOlliver March 26, 2018

Choss

a word to describe hot hot women that caught your eye.

Also referred as "chossy"

Example 1:
Hot girl follows you on instagram,
Boy 1: oooh thats some good choss for a guy like me

Example 2:
Hot girl sends a message saying hi
Boy 1: IM FEELING REAL CHOSSY TODAY

by Chossisboss October 9, 2023

choss

women, girls, fitties, ladies, hot girls, tens

chad: this party is lame as shit, where is the CHOSS

brody: facts cunt facts, the CHOSS will arrive shortly. After all, the night is young
chad and brody: respect cunt *daps up*

by Drmonknuggetmonkeyboy September 7, 2023

Choss

Choss's are the silent but deadly farts. It's the Persian word for it. im not even kidding they smell like shit

for example:

person: Omg Sarah !
Sarah: What?
person: DID U JUST choss IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT..
Sarah: silent...but DEADLY!! EHEHEHEHEH

by The Goh November 20, 2019