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Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling
Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

Screwed and Chopped 

Hip-Hop that is slowed down to 85%-90% of its original speed, then "chopped up" by repeating certain words or phrases in the song. Screwed is slowing down the song. Chopped is giving the song the scratched-cd effect. Created in Houston, TX by DJ Screw. RIP DJ SCREW
A. "Did you hear that track by Z-Ro and Trae called 'My Momma'"
B. "Yea, mayn! That song is chill Screwed and Chopped"
A. "Listen to it when you're throwed"
B. "RIP DJ Screw"

Chopped Beef 

A hot, sloppy blow job that is a little too toothy for comfort.
Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.

That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!
Chopped Beef by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

dead chopped 

A way of saying “really ugly” in a way to hurt somebody’s feelings.
Friend: “Nah bro, I look good right now.”
Other friend: “Nah bro, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re dead chopped.”

you got me chopped 

Another way of saying you got me fucked up
If you think Ima run a mile you got me chopped

chopped and screwed 

When a song is screwed, that means it's slowed down a bit. "Chopping" is when you have the record on one turntable, and the same record on another turntable but delayed one beat, then you crossfade between the two for a beat to double up a half-second part. Usually you "chop" on the fourth beat to double up the first beat of the next measure. DJs often use the "flanger" effect on one of the records to make the chops "swoop."
"DJ Screw originated the Chopped & Screwed style."
chopped and screwed by magnum October 1, 2003