Calculator 

Most pleasuring sex toy out there.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

Calculator by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010

calculator 

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

calculator by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

calculator 

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

calculator by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009

Calculator 

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.

SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths

Calculator by MadameIsobella June 24, 2012

Calculator 

See Ti89.

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.

Calculator by KBUR August 10, 2008

calculator 

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework

1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?

calculator by örsh October 8, 2003

calculator 

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

calculator by shekel May 23, 2014