1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
“So, you spent over a year in Bulgaria? How was it?”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”
by PointBlankNoJoke March 4, 2009
Bulgaria is a country located in Eastern Europe, popular for its strong alcoholic beverages, beautiful women, great food, and, sadly, the mangali and the chalga. But, if you can live with those two, Bulgaria's a nice place to have your vacation.
Come and see for yourself...
by Dreben_2097 August 23, 2005
An ancient country in the Balkan region inhabited mainly by the Slavic people. A number of times during its history, Bulgaria dominated the Balkans. The two Bulgarian empires dominated a large amount of land including much of Greece. The first Bulgarian Empire took the city of Constantinople twice, however the generals were bribed and the city was never oficially conquered. The first Bulgarian Empire collapsed after it was weakened by the Mongols and the second because of the Ottoman invasion. Bulgaria secured its independence during the late 19th century after they defeated the armies of the weakend Ottoman Empire. Bulgaria has alot of culture and history. It was two Bulgarian monks, Qiril and his brother, that ceated the cyrillic alphabet. The same alphabet that was later adopted by Russia. Because of centuries of Ottoman rule the spirit of the Bulgarian people is not a strong as it was. It will take time to recover the former strength of the Bulgarian people.
The first Bulgarian Empire could have ruled Europe, was it not for the bribery of the Byzantine politicians.
by X-45B23 July 14, 2006
Bulgaria is the center of Christian Orthodoxism.
by lidka March 25, 2004
A country where some of the most beautiful women live.It has a long and glorious history(we've been three times a major power in the middle ages-by Khan Krum,Tzar Simeon I,Tzar Ivan-Asen II) and we've transformed the stupid glagolythic alphabet into cyrilic alphabet which is still used by many eastern european countries.
It has a beautiful nature and it's perfect for all kinds of holidays-we have both mountains and seas.
It's also popular with it's strong beverage-the rakia.If you're a foreigner don't drink it.Because you're gonn'a die.
It has a beautiful nature and it's perfect for all kinds of holidays-we have both mountains and seas.
It's also popular with it's strong beverage-the rakia.If you're a foreigner don't drink it.Because you're gonn'a die.
by Liudovik_Nemski September 18, 2006
A beautiful country with lots of history. There are great beaches, parks, nature spots, and great night life in the right places! It has beautiful weather, in the summer it is amazing, in the winter it is white! Those dissing Bulgaria here have obviously never been there, I have. There are many beautiful Bulgarian women too. It is a great place to visit. It may not be the best country with economics and such, but you will love visiting it. I don't like chalga but heck I dont like a lot of music. Not everyone is a gypsy, an arab, or whatever the hell others say. Hell I went to Poland (which I love) there were shit load of gypsies too and its fairing better in economics then Bulgaria. Don't hate, go there and have a great time!
by Bulgarian! February 16, 2009
by ADOLF April 15, 2005