2 definitions by PointBlankNoJoke
The economic, military and cultural premier player of the 20th century, the USA is a big place with many types of people. A place of contradictions, the populace of the self appointed “land of the free” seldom has over 2 weeks of vacation a year, often works over 50 hours a week and is in significant amounts of debt at any given time. A nation whose populace is the fattest in human history and is still somehow getting fatter, the USA is the birthplace of the airplane, basketball, the latest three major musical innovations (jazz, rock, rap), the major motion picture, as well as a plethora of writers, scientists, activists, philosophers, inventors and other people of note. For this reason, the USA is imitated by people in many parts of the world even while many of them hate it. Claims that the USA is a threat to world peace and stability are not unfounded.
by PointBlankNoJoke March 4, 2009
1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
“So, you spent over a year in Bulgaria? How was it?”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”
by PointBlankNoJoke March 4, 2009