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Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze
All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job
Books by Jimmy November 14, 2004
A euphemism for condoms used by honors students
I need another book this one is ruined

I had to use three different books last night while i was reading with my girlfriend.
Books by advanced reader August 14, 2012
Something that you read and it makes your brain hurt because you're actually READING A FUCKING BOOK! Books are popular with nerds who are really smart because they are reading long words and stuff.
Random Guy: Hey man, wanna go read some books?
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Books by Tony Scarface Montana November 3, 2008
Drug, originated in Australia for the term Weed/ Marijuana, and is now common slang among most Australians.
Marijuana- Noun; Hemp.
'Went to the library to pick up some books'
Books by Young Einsteins November 16, 2014
Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
Books by Really long words February 3, 2018
It's like... Individual tablets, each with words on it to read. It lets you create a video in your mind, like directing your own movie in your brain. It provides data for your brain to keep.
Bob: Woah, is that a book?
John: Yeah.
Bob: Books are so outdated.
Books by OOOOOOOOOOFF February 25, 2018