Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.
Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.
Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.
by Slurms April 26, 2007
by mznxbcv October 22, 2007
by sylve0n December 23, 2019
Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.
Also known as Botch Job.
Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns March 16, 2012
Wow! his bodge is massive
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.
by andre65 May 21, 2005
by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006
Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.
by MrTeacherMan May 31, 2018