blitzkrieg 

To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.

I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night.

blitzkrieg by Mantaray6 December 17, 2008

blitzkrieg 

It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.

Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch.

blitzkrieg by Fus10n July 21, 2006

blitzkrieg 

-Seven-on-one.

-Highest degree of oral sex before bukkake

-Damn, look at that girl take all that bukkake!!

-Naww, mank, it's only seven guys. That's a blitzkrieg.

blitzkrieg by BLITZKRIEG January 23, 2005

blitzkrieg 

A german dance. Used in the Ramones' song "Blitzkrieg Bop".

They're forming in a straight line. They're going through a tight wind. The kids are losing their minds. Blitzkrieg Bop!

blitzkrieg by Anonymous January 4, 2005

Blitzkrieg 

verb; to conquer race with extreme speed, strength, power and good looks.

oh wow, look at that, Paul and Greg totally Blitzkrieg-ed the FUCK out of that race.

Blitzkrieg by gregomyeggo October 20, 2012

Blitzkrieg 

A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.

Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.

Blitzkrieg by cptheinz July 23, 2018

Blitzkrieg 

Blitzkrieg is a rule for beer pong invented by Ryan Skees while in covid isolation. Blitzkrieg can only be called on the last cup and only once per person. If blitzkrieg is called and the cup is made the opposing team gets no redemption and has to finish their drink

Alright my turn… I call blitzkrieg!

Blitzkrieg by gavbeen July 20, 2021