Blitzkrieg

When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.

Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"

by the pork shop December 13, 2009

blitzkrieg

When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.

That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Blitzkrieg

When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.

Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!

by BlitzkriegBop October 16, 2008

blitzkrieg

An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.

Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden.

by Mephysto July 3, 2009

Blitzkrieg

To seemingly teleport within the confines of a professional wrestling show.

I’m watching Nitro from September 6th, 1999 and I was fascinated by what I witnessed. While his partners made their entrance, the wrestler known as Blitzkrieg appeared in the ring throwing spinning heel kicks by himself.

by Mike Tenay December 20, 2018

Blitzkrieging

Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).

Chris was exhausted from blitzkrieging all night!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020

Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 19, 2010