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Stupid Bitch Disorder

A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.
1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.

2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!

Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.

3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.
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Stupid bitch 

In volleyball when a player attacks the ball and it hits the back wall without being touched or bouncing
“Hey boys did you see that stupid bitch?!”

“You just hit 10 bricks up!”
Stupid bitch by Zuker917 August 21, 2018

Stupid bitch 

worse than a dumb bitch, normally named Hailey
Look at that stupid bitch over there isn't her name Hailey?

Stupid Bitch 

God damn it Gloria, you stopped taking birth control? You stupid bitch!
Stupid Bitch by thiscouldbeanyone December 3, 2006

Stupid Bitch Syndrome 

SBS is unfortunately becoming a rather large epidemic, across North America and possibly spreading to much of Europe. SBS is the inability to perform regular activities without, complaining, irritating other individuals, and having small to large emotional meltdowns over things that no one else even notices.

The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....

Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
yo why is Aron acting like he's got Stupid bitch syndrome?

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

stupid bitch 

People who consistantly do dumb shit.
Who the hell is the stupid bitch playing with pokemon cards?
That's Colt,
stupid bitch by Falcon March 28, 2003