Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

by Bad birch June 29, 2018

Birch

A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.

Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!

by CompanionCubeLives November 25, 2012

birch

The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.

That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.

by meow power November 10, 2009

birched

The act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.

Joe - "Hey Dan, what are you doin tonight?"
Dan - "Getting fuckin birched what do you think?!"

by bartholemue gustoffison April 12, 2010

Birch

the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?

Yo lets go birch...and use some wood

by Neiliyo November 3, 2006

birch

sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling

Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.

by birch! November 29, 2004

Birched

Tired, not in the mood, couldn't be fucked.

Man, I'm soo Birched I'm not going to come to the topless party.

by leglesslarry January 14, 2009