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A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.
Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!
by CompanionCubeLives November 25, 2012

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