2 definitions by meow power

birch

The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.

That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.

by meow power November 10, 2009

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009