Beowulf

another word to sport wood, stiffy, chub, erection, or boner

"Dude you sporting a Beowulf?"

"I was griding on some girl and i had a Beowulf"

by Matt B& Chris February 25, 2008

beowulf

An action you do consisting of pretending to pull of your shirtand yelling 'I am beowulf!' This originated from seeing the movie,beowulf, In a scene beowulf fights grendel he takes off his clothes.

'Ashley, dont make me go beowulf on you'

'...'

'I am beowulf'

by Ashley08 August 16, 2008

Beowulf

A master of all he surveys, one who is always in control of all situations that he is in

by the wulf August 28, 2003

Beowulf

Call someone this when they are saying something or doing something repeatedly in a short time.

Guy: Hey can i get some of that?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
Guy: Hey can i have some?
You: He is Beowulf!

by pofo November 18, 2007

beowulf

Viking myth, epic.
-Expressing extreme displeasure or haste in exclamation.

yo...this weather makes me feel like beowulf. Or YO it smells like beowulf in here.

by Alex February 15, 2005

Beowulf

The act of trying using money or PayPal to solve your problems. Usually done by someone not too smart.

Origin: Somewhere in Turkey, Over the internet.

"You remember that one guy who tried to Beowulf the jury of his trial?"
"Yeah?"
"He totally got caught for it!"
"Wow, get owned!"

by loflmeowcatsrapeownedfailpwn August 21, 2009

beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 13, 2007