Beanbag

1: A bag of beans that children throw around in elementary school.

2: A mexican that is very lazy.

1: Teacher, can I have a ball to play with?

No, use a beanbag. They're safer.

2: You hired these people to build a house three years ago! Why aren't they done yet?

I hired beanbag labour.

by TT4:20 July 12, 2010

Beanbag

One who you would not think to be able to walk or move but can for a comprehendable sentence, perferably accepting of playing certain games such as welcome genetalia and hide the brat.

Let's drive around and find some beanbags and do things to them.

by Colonel Mustard September 15, 2006

Beanbag

Scott Montgomery who lives in Glens Falls

Scott is a beanbag, without a doubt.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Beanbag

Whenever someone has a temporary moment of idiocy. They are a beanbag because they have the IQ of a beanbag.

Way to go Beanbag!

by Curtis Wyche January 23, 2009

beanbag

A silly girl. One who does not make sense.

O That kelly she's such a beanbag

by Kelly Cable May 1, 2007

beanbagging

Beanbagging is the fuckin' retarted way of teabagging, only used by fuckin' retarteds.

Heyy man, look at me, I'm fuckin' Beanbagging this bitch!
Don't you mean teabagging?
Nah, I'm beanbagging!

by Beanbagging bitch February 14, 2009

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.

Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn

by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020