when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye
Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.
by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 16, 2010
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A shitty hick town. Located an hour away from the beloved bayarea. In a youngling's eyes: Los Banos features big head athletes to shitty rice rockets. If you do not go to college out of town, there is no way you can get out of "The Bathrooms".
LB should not be part of the map.

I hope Los Banos gets nuked.
by canteverfindme February 7, 2010
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A small but diverse town consisting of a little more than 30,000 people. Something always seems to be happening, and the faggot no lives who are never involved in doing anything besides staying home either smoking weed,playing their shitty ass PS3's, or talking trash, always feel the need to insult the place they live at.
No Life: Hey this town fucking sucks, let's go to Gilroy and waste our lives away over there.

Cool Los Banos Badass: Your a faggot.
by spoolingNuBs34 May 23, 2011
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In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.
When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.
by LDesiel September 20, 2007
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In ancient time this word meant a unique girl with wonderful qualities. Today it still means the same.
by emem October 16, 2003
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water from the bathroom, usually toilet water scooped with a copper ladle. it is served to an unsuspecting guest
here, have some water *gives agua de bano*
by hoe pimper May 29, 2021
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you have walked into a friend`s house, needing a bathroom, perhaps to fix your makeup. you say, por favor, donde esta al bano?
by brentlion August 2, 2009
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