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/b/lockade 

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.
Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"
/b/lockade by callfor/b/lackup July 28, 2010
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B-low.

Grew up in the ghetto of Northport, living on the streets.

He is a true "gangster".

He does what he wants, When he wants to.

He will touch ya' tittie.

He knows how to walk the walk, and talk the talk.

He is normally found at KFC.
Example:

Tom: Would you like to hang out with me today?

Joe: No, i can not, i have homework to do.

Tom: Weow, B-low.
b-low by w1ntersw0lves December 29, 2007
Damn B rad that was a huge b load.
b load by ruthless racing July 23, 2007
Basic.Last.Option.Bae: a guy/girl that you would never have sex with,but when the night is coming to an end, you start to consider that person
Guy 1: The Party is almost over and I still haven't had sex yet!
Guy 2: Just do it with "Girl 1" she's a complete B.L.O.B
B.L.O.B by Jrizzy Jrake August 24, 2016
the long patch of hair that trails along a woman's lower back down to her ass crack.
"Belinda, don't you think it's time you shave your b-long?"
B-long by Bob Scholz October 30, 2007
1. a water pipe which has been packed with marijuana

2. album by 12 Cents for Marvin, released 7/7/2007
All night, Leon frantically ran around asking, "Anybody want a b-load?"
b-load by Tommy Dub August 1, 2007

D.B.L.O.C.K 

Don't mess with the homie hes with D.B.L.O.C.K
D.B.L.O.C.K by TheGhostKiller July 24, 2009