assbutt

Someone who acts like an ass so much, they earn the moniker double.

He is such an asshat! He blew me off twice to go hang with that skank.

by Pacdude November 18, 2004

assbutt

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners

1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.

by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 12, 2010

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

Assbutter

Butter of the ass

I spread assbutter on my toast today.

by Assbutter August 15, 2003

Assbutt.

Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.

Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...

Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!

Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...

Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?

Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*

by I see your search history April 29, 2025

Assbutt

an insult made up by Castiel from Supernatural TV series, the reason for the insult sounding weird was due to Castiel being an angel, and not being able to properly understand certain human culture as well as being a literal holy figure

it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him

Castiel: Hey, Assbutt! *throws a molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: Assbut?

by ETERNALSPRING July 15, 2022