Amherst High School 

One of the worst schools to go to. Based on its ridiculous amount of Unnecessary drama and sexual behavior. basically if you like dropping dome and smoking pot this is the place to be. the teachers are ridiculous while only an assorted few are chill kiddos. there is a lot of fighting bassed on myspace abilities and who is going to pick up the lunch chair. amherst is a bunch of classless scum but if you enjoy partying life away THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU.

sara goes to amherst high school she must be a slut.

Amherst High School by helloreality February 2, 2009

Amherst, Ohio 

A quaint town, about 25 minutes west of Cleveland, Ohio. It has a nice downtown area, and is an upper-middle class town. The fucked up school system really ruins the town, though. The preppy brats always make fun of you if you're not rich. There's stoners and emos who are only like that because of the constant bullying from the wealthy kids. It's not as bad as Avon, Ohio or Westlake, Ohio but it's still pretty a pretty damn awful place for poor people to live.

Meghan: Hmm... I think I want to move to Amherst.

Joe: You will regret it. You have to have a lot of money, and you must know someone within the system to be successful there.
Meghan: I think I will move to Oberlin now.

Joe: Oberlin, Ohio is wonderful! Amherst, Ohio is so bad.

Amherst, Ohio by George Bush is back July 24, 2017

Amherst OH. Football Team 

This is the "best" football team to exist in the world, they are so good that they blow more leads than Kimmy Granger blows men.... This team will have a lead of 30 to 12 but than by the 3rd quarter the score will be 30 to 45. They get mad easily and if you joke about them being bad they will get triggered, but they also do have a good side. The team has confidence, thats about it tho.....

Amherst OH. Football Team: WE GOT THIS BOIS!
Opponents: NAH, we gonna clap yo cheeks Nibba
Amherst OH. Football Team: Nah
1st quarter: 34 to 12
Amherst OH. Football Team: WE ARE WINNING!!!
Opponents: WE ARE NOT WINNING!
3rd quarter: 34 to 54
End Game: Amherst takes an L
School Kids: LOL u lost the game...
Amherst OH. Football Team: TRIGGERED, IMA BEAT U UP KID

Amherst OH. Football Team by gWRIOL November 16, 2018

Amherst Curtsy 

Flashing your tits upon meeting someone or leaving a function

"I knew she liked me when she gave me an Amherst Curtsy when we met and when she left!"

Amherst Curtsy by Sywalker16 October 18, 2020

pull an Amherst 

When an extraordinary group of people comes together to create/perform/ or take part in an equally extraordinary event.

Did you see the march madness last year? Butler almost totally pulled an Amherst!

Our boss gave us this impossible project but we were able to pull an Amherst and do it anyway.

pull an Amherst by Jeffrey Amherst April 13, 2010

UMass Amherst 

The Zoo is a large city located in the center of a small town known to society as Amherst, Mass. This town would not other wise be known if it wasn't for the school. UMass Amherst is a place in which New Amsterdam may be rivaled in terms of the amount of ganja that circulates through the campus, especially in Central. Kids pregame harder than most kids party and parties are bigger on a Monday night than they would be at any other school on any given Friday or Saturday night. This is the 7th party school in the nation and the most violent. Our pride for the Red Sox is so strong that we are willing to flip over cars to demonstrate the love we have for our team and our alcohol consumption may lead to problems later in life. But hell, we're young.

Person 1: What did you do last weekend?
Student: I think I was at UMass Amherst. I don't remember. I was wasted.

UMass Amherst by Squints2 May 15, 2007

UMass Amherst 

A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.

Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)

UMass Amherst by Pucci July 28, 2008