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10 definitions by Pucci

 
1.
A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.
Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)
by Pucci February 27, 2006
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2.
A term used to denote a person who often farts into the face of a female while she is pleasuring him orally.
Bitch broke up with Billy!
Well, i guess it makes sense since he is a fellarter
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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3.
The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit
The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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4.
Porn which can be obtained off Google. Due to parental features and search engine integrity, this porn tends to be of horrible quality and the most softcore nature
Shit, im out, i might have to beat it wit a googlesaur
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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5.
Someone who has little to no worth. See deiches
Deiches is a fuckin pepanus
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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6.
The act similar to an emeril. To masturbate into one's had and apply one's man juice on a victim's face/lips while proceeding to tea bag this individual. In classical literature the perpetrator would then proceed to take a picture use it to convince the victim’s acquaintances that you found this picture in his room on his desk next to his lube/tissues.
Dude, do I need to give you the emeril tea set?
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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7.
Hopping over ice or snow in an impish manner in order to arrive at one's destination quickly.
Mikey and I were hob scobblin over to grill to grab a qucik order o fries.
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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