He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women
Women: what are your preferences in girls?
Alfonso: men
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alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry
alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man
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some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick
yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass
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Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
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Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.
dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores
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A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.
Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.
by CoalBoi October 31, 2018
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A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
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