When you have your massive penis inside a girl’s mouth and you slap her ass at the same time (like bongos)
by Melonsssss April 29, 2020
The act of a transgender person shoving a rat up an straight persons arse and a eel down their throat. The transgender person will then masturbate while watching. The two people will then perform the same act to the next person named jack
by Jaylen is so very gay April 19, 2020
by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021
by Arl Vagine September 24, 2008
The act of taking a rat and skewering it on your penis and grilling it like a kebab, then getting a girl to eat off like a delicious snack.
by bigdog94 June 24, 2021
by Tommynof March 1, 2012
The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
by Topherman420 May 18, 2009