I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023
Get the report card titsmug. A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.
Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.
Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
Get the Personal Project Reportmug. the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).
by ytw February 11, 2017
Get the traffic reportmug. To describe an event.
Her first orphanage was like a vacation, they were nice to her, but her third orphanage was the one that made her fight another girl to the death for a pair of new shoes, then acted like it never happened when she went back to ask them why they did that. That wasn't the only thing to report about, that was just one of many things that went on there.
by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Get the reportmug. (phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024
Get the Roblox report systemmug. by MTR GUY September 28, 2023
Get the LCPS weather reportmug.