The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

reported

to be doing reports

Hannah is reported.

by No ZIng December 7, 2022

Weather Report syndrome

A term used to describe a fictional characters romantic and/or sexual relationship with a member of their family being used as a plot device.

"God, i hate Korekiyo Shinguji"
I know right, he's such a typical victim of the Weather Report syndrome"

by 10111011010101000 December 17, 2022

book report stamina

This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.

Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Roblox report system

Useless report system that uses AI

The Roblox report system never works lol

by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024

The Factual Report

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

by Table manors November 12, 2023

report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.

Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''

by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023