traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted

“I do value you as a friend”
“BLOCKED AND REPORTED”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

report

Report is a cool person

report is gonna e-ra*p, delux szn and rare szn

by drugsssssssssss November 23, 2023

Health Report

Studies say you need to up your intake of vitamin Me

Please just believe this health report

by Professional Scientists November 27, 2023

report-face

The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.

Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.

-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.

by CCRP October 18, 2008

Report

Please report racist and nazi- far left propaganda on this site sidenote i'm not joking

Hi i'm El mestizo here to warn you report all of the above when you encounter it!

by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022