When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
by Fallen Hussar February 22, 2023
Assistant chief usually serves the cheif and deputy chief of their fire department most small departments have two assistant chiefs and they will take command on the scene if the cheif or deputy chief are not on scene
Fire chief: go talk to my assistant chief I'm busy at the moment.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
by NFD-42j7_sam_ray March 21, 2018
by will brock January 5, 2022
Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
by Kingdicktheasshole January 30, 2012
An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.
When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.
When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.
by G Longfella June 26, 2023
"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020