Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon May 28, 2011

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electronic engineer

an electronic engineer is a definition of a man/woman which hold the best job ever

DAMN , that electronic engineer is fu@king hero

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Electronically Grounded

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.

Synonym: Cut me off at the News

Yo, Bro, My MOM cut me off at the news. I am totally Electronically Grounded.

by Martin Ziebold June 1, 2011

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electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.

After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).

by Arcturan May 28, 2011

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