rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 26, 2023

Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 22, 2019

Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

rum sweats

The "healthy glow" humans get after spending the night with Captain Morgan.

A:"Why is my face so shiny?"
B: "Rum sweats"

by Prosecc-ho May 7, 2018

hur-rum

Originated in Great Yarmouth. Is believed to mean "get a room" but was distinctively blurred and slurred through the one centimeter thick caravan wall. Was intended to stop an incident of anal sex from occuring whilst someone was in earshot. Can be used to prevent any type of sexual activities from taking place or one should make his own judgement as to when it is appropriate to use.

Person A is about to indulge in some sort of sexual activity...
Person A says: Oh baby i will only bum u if u insert it yourself.
Person B can be present in the room or simply in earshot of a conversation
Person B says: Hurmmmm

by Philly pah pah pah pah April 28, 2004

council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

meyers rum

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover

I only drink Meyers Rum.

by Marthasvineyard August 16, 2015