A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers February 3, 2016
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a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably
"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"
by anero7 May 25, 2023
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Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
by Spear960 April 1, 2023
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One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper
Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 2, 2011
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Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi October 6, 2015
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Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi October 6, 2015
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A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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