tainticure 

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

tainticure by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

Taint Tipper 

taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.

When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.

I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.

Taint Tipper by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010

taint 

The raised line between and connecting the scrotum and the balloonknot.

..."paint my taint".....or "...taint yur asshole, taint yur ballsack!"

taint by mark knudsen June 27, 2005

tampon-training 

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

tampon-training by Jack June 19, 2004

taint angel 

The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down

After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.

taint angel by wham!tramck November 18, 2011

Taintasm 

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)

1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!

Taintasm by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012

Stump training 

Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.

Stop stump training the horses Billy!

Stump training by SyntaxLOL June 7, 2017