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Taintasm 

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)
1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!
Taintasm by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012
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taintamajig 

Any tool or toy used to alter or stimulate ones taint.
Oh Billy, continue to scrub my grundle with that toothbrush. Who would have thought a tooth brush would be such a good taintamajig?!
taintamajig by Bstack April 30, 2006
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Taintastic

When the taint is so good it's taintastic!
She got freaky on me and it was taintastic!
Taintastic by Lizzle My Nizzle September 7, 2018

Taintasouris 

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....
Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.
Taintasouris by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

Taintgasm 

All you do is take a knife and cut open your taint and get someone to fuck it
I'm craving a gnarly taintgasm... pass the knife
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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