random chick- damn his cock is so huge!!

Gigachad- obviously, his name is max
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Chadly Chad who is everyone's favorite person. His dick is big and his heart is bigger. He only ever gets banned on Instagram for things he didn't do. Max has wonderful friends who are poggies. Max's hair is so hot it makes anyone who sees it nut. When people witness a max they feel pure awe.
Person one:Dam that's a max right there

Person two: I just butted
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Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!
Wow You’re so stupid !

Stop being like max!
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A passionate guy who is born for Investment banking. The man who represents the definition of the perfect investment banker
This year I have been offered a summer Max in m&a
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What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.
(Person): OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORDDDDD, ITS FUCKING MAX
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has very big muscles and all the girls like him and he is so cool and funny and has so much sex with girls and is smart and cool
i wish i was max cause he is so cool and funny and awesome
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