I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WBPrime August 14, 2021
Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.
Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”
“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”
“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”
“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
by Necrot510 September 29, 2019
1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
by Teh Hoe January 5, 2012
Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
my brother river is a fuckity fuck fuck fucker
by eric_cartman96 December 23, 2022