3 definitions by WBPrime

Zud

Doing a "Zud" is to perform the actions and acts required for the betraying of a friendship, through silent non aggressive, and dishonest acts of cowardice and selfishness.
Being a "Zud" is to have done the act, be the person it is named after, or just being a shiftless cunt also fits.

That CHG is a real Zud! He did a Zud on our friendship; like the handless fuck-muppet he is.

by WBPrime August 28, 2021

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WBPrime August 14, 2021

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WBPrime August 14, 2021