TURTLEMAN 

The greatest discord mod in the world

TurtleMan is the best

TURTLEMAN by Ttmmttmm December 3, 2020

Turtlenecking

When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.

Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.

Turtlenecking by Itmeeeeeee December 9, 2020

Turtle toeing 

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

Turtle toeing by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Turtle tuesday 

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

Turtle tuesday by sircarno January 19, 2021

turtle tuesday 

the best day

i love turtle tuesday

turtle tuesday by sircarno January 19, 2021

Turtle-necking 

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

Turtle-necking by AGBJ January 21, 2021

turtle bumped the cloth 

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

turtle bumped the cloth by Big donker January 24, 2021