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Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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all turtles

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"
by Cmoses January 9, 2012
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Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021
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Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
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Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular
Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!
by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
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