golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022

Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.

That turtle is not cool.

by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022

Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.

I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.

by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018

Tipsy Turtle

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.

Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!

by Kev!n July 28, 2010

Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023

Turtle

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle

Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell

by lingoguy April 17, 2014